--- Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE.
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
--- Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia.
The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
--- Women's restroom Murphy's, Champaign, IL
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.
--- Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
--- Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, Montana
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
--- Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, Texas
No wonder you always go home alone.
--- Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
Beauty is only a light switch away.
--- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
--- The Irish Times, Washington, DC
I've decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards.
--- Houghton Library Harvard University, Cambridge, MA
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
--- Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Flagstaff, Arizona.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
--- Revolution Books, New York, New York
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
--- Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC
God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
--- The Irish Times, Washington, DC
Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
--- Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
Please don't throw your cigarette butts in the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light.
--- The Janitor
At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
--- Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ
If pro is opposite of con,then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
--- Men's restroom House of Representatives, Washington, DC
Express Lane: Five beers or less
--- Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ
You're too good for him.
--- Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills ,CA .
If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
--- Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX
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