Three Women, one Japanese, one German, and one Hillbilly, were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German presses her wrist and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly.

"That was my pager", she said. "I have a microchip under my skin on my wrist."

A few minutes later a phone rang and the Japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, She explained, "That was my cell phone. I have a microchip in my hand".

The hillbilly woman felt decidedly low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the ladies room. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The hillbilly woman finally said "Well... will you look at that! I'm getting a FAX."

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