OPM
"Heaven Is A Halfpipe"
Menace To Sobriety
If I die before I wake"Heaven Is A Halfpipe"
Menace To Sobriety
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cuz right now on Earth I can't do jack
Without the man upon my back
Now Heaven would be a DJ
Spinnin' dub all night long
And Heaven would be just kickin' back
With Jesus packin' my bong
And if you don't believe in Jesus
Then Mohammod or Buddah will do
And while the world is warring
We just sit back and laugh at you
Singing
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cuz right now on Earth I can't do jack
Without the man upon my back
Now when most people think of Heaven
They see those Pearly Gates
But I looked a little closer
And there's a sign that says do not skate
So if you want to come to my Heaven
Where we all gonna have a ball
And everyone you know is welcome
'Cuz we got no gates or walls
Singing
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate (Heaven is a Halfpipe)
'Cuz right now on Earth I can't do shit
Without the man fuckin' with it
Then I got into the gate
Pulled out a list that I'd beed callin' fate
I'm sorry my friend you can't come in
You got a list here that doesn't end
Like Christan Hossoi way back in '87
We'll be bustin Christ air's until we get to heaven
Think I really care that I missed biology?
Got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules
You've gotsta chill
I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill
Gonna twist out 'cuz I got the skills
Gonna twist out 'cuz I got the skills
(Got the skills, got the skills)
(Heaven is a Halfpipe)
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cuz right now on Earth I can't do jack
Without the man upon my back (Heaven is a Halfpipe)
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate (Heaven is a Halfpipe)
'Cuz right now on Earth I can't do shit
Without the man fuckin' with it
If I die before I wake (If I die before I wake)
At least in heaven I can skate (Heaven is a Halfpipe)
'Cuz right now on Earth I can't do shit (Right now on Earth I can't do jack)
Without the man fuckin' with it
(Bust out, you know where)
If I die before I wake (I don't care no I don't care, I don't care)
At least in heaven I can skate (I don't care, I don't care)
'Cuz right now on Earth I can't do shit
Without the man fuckin' with it
If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
'Cuz right now on Earth I can't do