I am a college student. I try to rotate stalls in the bathroom so I can read all the material taped on the walls.
I am a MALE college student. I have more than one condom on hand. Two in one night? Morning after? You never know.
I am a college student. I now fail to distinguish the difference in taste between water and beer.
I am a FEMALE college student. I own a sweater which resembles a bathrobe.
I am a college student. I didn't get my homework done cuz the kid I share a book with wasn't home last night to get it to me.
I am a college student. Drunken scrawlings on my message board or late night drunken IM's from my friends across campus no longer perplex me.
I am a college student. Somebody keeps stealing my damn message board marker.
I am a college student. I pre-party in my room just so I will be drunk enough to not notice the sub-zero weather when I walk to the bar without a coat.
I am a college student. I pray for the hotties in my classes so that I will have a reason to go to that class. I will, however, never talk to any of these hotties.
I am a college student. I can no longer remember what was cooked in those dirty dishes.
I am a college student. I have seen more than one party turn into a strip show.
I am a college student. My telephone number only has 4 digits.
I am a college student. I have spent nights on the floor because I couldn't get up the ladder to my bed.
I am a college student. I see no problem in fitting 2 people in one twin size bed.
I am a MALE college student. I know that a gentleman would let her sleep next to the wall. (It's a long way to the floor.)
I am a college student. I will cross busy streets just to pick up what might be a quarter.
I am a college student. I want a boy/girlfriend that disappears from 9pm-2am every Friday and Saturday night, reappearing undressed in my bed with me when I get home.
I am a college student. Answering machine messages are a thing to be celebrated.
I am a college student. When I see movie trailers on TV, I say "I can't wait to download that."
I am a college student. Going "out to eat" no longer involves getting into a vehicle.
I am a college student. I don't know half of my professors' names.
I am a FEMALE college student. I use empty beer bottles for vases.
I am a college student. Christmas lights are a year-round decoration.
I am a college student. Laundry bags double as suitcases.
I am a FEMALE college student. I have worn my fuzzy slippers to the cafeteria at dinnertime.
I am a college student. Going to bed before 2am is almost unheard of.
I am a college student. If it doesn't look or smell dirty, even if it has been on the floor 3 days, it can be worn again.
I am a college student. High Life Lite is a high class beer.
I am a college student. I am accustomed to asking "do you have a student discount" wherever I go.
I am a college student. Going to early classes in my pj's in fine.
I am a college student. Parties Wednesday through Saturday nights are never hard to find.
I am a college student. To get extra money, I sell my plasma or my roomate's CD's.
I am a college student. I am a free loader.
I am a college student. 3am trips to Wal-Mart is normal, and I am used to being tossed out of Wal-Mart drunk in the wee hours of the morning.
I am a college student. The only times I eat breakfast is when I am still up from partying the night before... Steak and Shake (Gladyss, Perkins, Knights or Waffle House- depends on what day of the month) is open and full of other drunk college students.
I am a FEMALE college student, but you will never see me on a "College Girls Gone Wild" video.
I am a college student. I am an easy target for cops.
I am a college student. I have cussed out the people on the floor above me for being too loud at 3am.
I am a college student. I seldom make my bed.
I am a college student. I use milk crates for furniture and blankets to cover my window.
I am a college student. I enjoy seeing mail in my mailbox.
I am a college student. I have been to a TOGA party.
I am a college student. I have fallen down on campus before.
I am a college student. I plead not to drive whenever a group of us go out just so I don't lose my parking spot.
I am a college student. I hate bike cops.
I am a college student...and I love every bit of it!
I am a college student. I am not afraid to pop-a-squat behind bushes/trees on campus while walking between parties!
I am a college student. My suitemates and roomates are my family.
I am a college student. I have discovered upon drinking "jungle juice" that there is NO JUICE in that jungle."
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