A woman looking desperately for work goes to the plant where they make Tickle Me Elmo dolls. The Personnel Manager goes over her resume and tells her that he regrets that he has nothing worthy of her background that he might offer her. The woman replies that she really needs work and will take almost anything. The Personnel Manager thinks about it and then says that he does have one job that requires very low level skills on the Tickle Me Elmo production line. The woman is thrilled at the opportunity and happily accepts the job. The manager takes her down to the assembly line and explains her duties to her. She replies that she thinks she can handle the job, and agrees to report for work at 8:00 A.M. next morning.

The next day at 8:45, there's a knock on the Personnel Manager's door. The Lickle Me Elmo line manager comes in and starts ranting about the woman just hired. After the line manager is screaming for 15 minutes about how badly backed up the assembly line is, the Personnel Manager suggests that the line man show him the problem. Together, they head down to the line and, sure enough, Elmos are backed up from here to kingdom come, as far as the eye can see.

Right at the end of the line is the woman just hired. She has pulled over a roll of material used for Elmo's furry exterior and she has a big bag of marbles at her side. Both managers watch as she cuts out a small swatch of the material, takes two marbles and begins sewing them between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager starts to kill himself laughing, and finally, after about 20 minutes of rolling around in hysterics, he pulls himself together and walks over to his newest employee.

"I'm sorry," he says to her, "I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. What I wanted you to do was give each Elmo two test tickles."

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