"This machine is the best ever," he exclaims, while pouring a bag of dirt over the lounge carpet.
The woman says she's really worried it may not all come off, so the salesman says, "If this machine doesn't remove all the dirt completely, I'll lick it off myself."
"Let me get you some ketchup," she says, turning toward the kitchen.
"That's no problem, ma'am. This beauty can suck up ketchup in a blink," the salesman says proudly.
"Oh, it not to vacuum, it's to help you... We're not connected to electricity yet!"
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