There once was a czar in Russia whose name was Rudolph the Great. He was standing in his house one day with his wife.

He looked out the window and saw something happening. He said to his wife,"Look honey. Its raining."

She, being the stubborn type, responded,"I don't think so, dear. I think it's snowing."

But Rudolph knew better. So he said to his wife, "Let's step outside and we'll find out."

Lo and behold, they stepped outside and discovered it was in fact rain. And Rudolph turns to his wife and replies, "I knew it was raining. Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

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