Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."
Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."
Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."
Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not Enter"
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized !"
Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"
Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you."
Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:
Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".
Man: "Your body is like a temple."
Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?
M: I know how to please a woman.
W: Then please leave me alone.
M: I guess you're pretty good at pleasing yourself then.
M: I want to give myself to you.
W: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
M: Oh, just cheap perfume then.
M: Your hair color is fabulous.
W: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
M: Is that also where you got your eyelashes and colored contacts?
M: You look like a dream.
W: Go back to sleep.
M: You mean this isn't a nightmare?
M: I can tell that you want me.
W: Yes, I want you to leave.
M: Well, I wasn't planning on doing you HERE!
M: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
W: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
M: Really? You look more like a "Yield."
M: Your body is like a temple.
W: Sorry, there are no services today.
M: Here's a donation to restore the exterior.
M: Is this seat empty?
W: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
M: [Looking away] Honey, there's two here!
M: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
W: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?
M: You're right. I was lying.
M: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
W: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
M: Well, I guess you really don't belong in the men's room anyway.
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