The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
Q: What does Santa Claus do in his garden?
A: Hoe, hoe, hoe!
Q: My stockings were hanging by the chimney with care,
A: I'd been wearing them for months and they needed the air.
Q: Did you hear about the family who owned an English pointer and an Irish setter?
A: The dogs get together at Christmas time and have pointsetters.
Q: If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get??
A: Missile toe!
Q: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.
Q: Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?
A: Santa Clues.
Q: What's red and white and falls down the chimney?
A: Santa Klutz!!!!
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, then what do astronauts get?
A: Missile toe.
Q: Why is it so cold at Christmas?
A: It’s in Decembrrrrr.
Q: What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A: A pony sleigh station
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The Elf-abet!
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish.
Q: Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
A: He wanted to sleep like a log.
Q: Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
A: Because every buck is dear to him.
Q: Why won't Santa give you five cents?
A: Because he is Nickel-less.
Q: Which reindeer knows morse code?
A: Dasher.
Q: How does Santa talk to the reindeer?
A: He uses an inter-Com-et
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