One day there were three people playing hide and seek. Their names were Manners, Trouble, and Shut Up. Manners got a tummy ache, so he went to the toilet, Trouble was hiding, and Shut Up was finding Trouble when he met a police officer.

The policeman: "What is your name?"

"Shut Up!"

Policeman: "Are you looking for trouble?"

"Yes!"

Policeman: "Where are your manners?"

"In the toilet!"

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