Bill and Hillary went to the first baseball game of the year in Baltimore's new Camden Yards stadium.

The umpire went to the Presidential box seat next to the home dugout, whispered something to Bill, then walked back to home plate.

Bill shrugged his shoulders, and then threw Hillary onto the playing field.

The umpire shook his head, walked back to where Bill was sitting and said, "No, sir, I asked you to throw out the first PITCH."

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