Two vampires wanted to go out to eat, but were having trouble deciding where to go. They were tired of the food in Transylvannia and wanted something more exotic.

After some discussion, they decided to go to Italy because they had heard Italian food was really good. So off they went and ended up in Venice.

On a bridge over one of the canals, they hid in the shadows and waited for dinner. A few minutes later they noticed a young couple walking their way. Each vampire grabbed a person, sucked them dry and tossed the bodies into the canal below.

The vampires were pleased with their first meal and decided to have seconds. Another young couple approached a few minutes later and suffered the same fate as the first, sucked dry and tossed into the canal below.

The vampires are now ready to have dessert. In a short while a third young couple provides just that. As with the first two couples, these people were tossed over the rail into the canal.

The vampires decided it was time to head back home. As they started to walk away, they heard singing. They were puzzled because no one else was on the bridge. As they listened, they realized that the singing was coming from the canal.

They looked over the rail and saw a big alligator in the water under the bridge, feasting on the bodies. They listened as the alligator sang, "Drained wops keep fallin' on my head..."

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