The other day I was in the local auto parts store. A lady comes in and asks for a seven ten cap. We all look at each other and ask, "What's a seven ten cap?"

She says, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost somehow and I need a new one."

"What kind of a car is it?" they ask. Now I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she says that it's a Buick. "Okay, Lady, how big is it?"

She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter. "What does it do?" they ask.

She says, "I don't know, but it's always been there."

One of them gives her a note pad and asks her if she can draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the center she writes 710. The guys behind the counter are looking at it as she writes it, and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard in hysterics. Then one goes and gets it for her.

Yes, she was a blonde.

If you don't get it...draw a circle, write 710 inside of it. Now rotate the circle 180 degrees.

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