20 dozen bottles of excellent Old Tawny Port
3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred.
7 ounces of choice sirloin steak
A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
AMANA WASHER $3OO. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.
AMERICAN FLAG - 60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED $100
And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
AUTO REPAIR SERVICE. Free pick up and delivery. Try us once
BAR S SLICED BALOGNA REGULAR OR TASTY SAVE 30 CENTS ON 2
BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"
Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person
COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE. 83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000
Creative daily specials, including select offerings of beef, foul, fresh vagetables, salads, quiche.
DINNER SPECIAL. Turkey $3.25; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00
DOG FOR SALE Eats anything and is fond of children.
EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS -$175.
For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.
For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table
FOR SALE: Antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
For Sale--Diamonds $20; microscopes $15.
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT. BEEN OUT AWHILE. BETTER BE REWARD
Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD - PART DOG
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL - 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG. 1 MAN
FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT.
FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR. WARRANTY. LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL. FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BATH HOME.
FULLY COOKED BONELESS SMOKED MAN - $2.09 lb.
GAS CLOUD CLEARS OUT TACO BELL.
GEORGIA PEACHES CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
GET A LITTLE JOHN: THE TRAVELING URINAL HOLDS 2 1/2 BOTTLES OF BEER.
Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
GREAT DAMES for sale.
GROUND BEAST: 99 cents/lb
HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin.
ILITERATE? Write today for free help.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER - $300.
KELLOGG'S POT TARTS - $1.99 box
Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
Man, honest. Will take anything.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.
Mother's helper--peasant working conditions.
Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE SLIGHTLY STAINED
No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.
NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED *************CALL CHUBBIE
NOTICE: TO THE PERSON OR PERSONS WHO TOOK THE LARGE PUMPKIN ON HIGHWAY 87 NEAR SOUTHRIDGE STORAGE: PLEASE RETURN THE PUMPKIN AND BE CHECKED. PUMPKIN MAY BE RADIOACTIVE. ALL OTHER PLANTS IN VICINITY ARE DEAD.
NOW IS YOUR CHANCE to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home
Offer expires December 31 or while supplies last.
OPEN HOUSE BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON FREE COFFEE & DONUTS
ONE MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.
Save regularly in our bank. You'll never reget it.
See ladies blouses. 50% off!
SEMI ANNUAL AFTER XMAS SALE
SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS
Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress
SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
SOFT & GENITAL BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE 89 cents
STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT - $15
Stock up and save. Limit: one.
The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities.
This is the model home for your future. It was planned by Better Homes and Gardens.
TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
TIRED OF CLEANING YOURSELF? Let me do it.
TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7-$9 PER HOUR.
Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
Vacation Special: have your home exterminated
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
Wanted: Chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required.
Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential.
Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.
Wanted: Preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty.
Wanted: Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
We build bodies that last a lifetime.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00
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