Readers of New York magazine were asked to invent country-song titles. Here are some entries:

"I Lost My Honey Bunny on a Bad Hare Day"
"Ain't No Trash Been in My Trailer Since the Night I Threw You Out"
"You Want to Get Hitched, but My Heart Is Filled With Whoa"
"Baked My Sweetie a Pie, but He Left With a Tart"
"She Chews Tobacco, But She Won't Choose Me"
"The Peach I Picked in Georgia Didn't Cling to Me for Long"
"Don't Want The Floozy in My Jacuzzi"
"I Found the Recipe for Heartbreak in a Cookbok on Your Shelf"
"Now That We're Miserable, I Hope You're Happy"

- Quoted by Mary Ann Madden

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