In the wake of the Exxon/Mobil deal and AOL/Time Warner, Nestle/Ralston Purina etc., here are the latest corporate mergers we can expect to see:

Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Company will merge to become:
Hale Mary Fuller Grace

Pollygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become:
Polly-Warner-Cracker

3M and Goodyear merge to become:
MMMGood

John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become:
Deere Abi

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge to become:
Zip Audi Do Da

Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become:
Honey I'm Home

Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become:
Mine All Mine

Federal Express and UPS merge to become:
FED UP

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing:
Reproductive Organs

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and become:
Fairwell Honeychild

3M, JC Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will merge and become:
3 Penney Opera

Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants will merge and become:
Poupon Pants

Knotts Berry Farm & National Organization of Women will merge and become:
Knott NOW

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