Why is a government worker like a shotgun with a broken firing pin? It won't work and you can't fire it.
Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child...she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
Children are natural mimics, who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
We child-proofed our home 3 years ago and they're still getting in!
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