You are a poor, pathetic, gullible fool who seeks advice from bakery products.

You are few fries short of a Happy Meal.

You are a leader, people follow you, but only out of morbid curiosity.

If ignorance is bliss you are orgasmic!

May your life be like toilet paper--long and useful.

Everyone is entitled to be dull, but you are abusing the privilege.

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