Sung To The Tune Of "Winter Wonderland"

Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin'
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin'
I'm happy -- although
My boss let me go --
Happily addicted to the Web

All night long, I sit clicking
Unaware time is ticking
There's beard on my cheek
Same clothes for a week
Happily addicted to the Web

Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man
Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"
With a listless shrug, I mutter, "No, man;
I just discovered letterman-dot-com!"

I don't phone, don't send faxes
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I'm happily addicted to the Web!

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