After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corporate America's recreation preferences:

1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: Basketball
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: Bowling
3. The sport of choice for front line workers is: Football
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: Baseball
5. The sport of choice for middle management is: Tennis
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: Golf

Conclusion: The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become

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