The Agoraphobic Society? Only if they meet at my house.
The Alzheimer's Club? Forget it.
The Anti-perspirant Club? Sure. Unless it's banned.
The Arafat Club? Yes sir.
The Co-Dependence Club? Can I bring a friend?
The Compulsive Rhymers Club? Okey-dokey.
The Ford-Nixon Club? Pardon me!
The German Philosophy Club? I Kant.
The Groucho Marx Club? You bet your life.
The Japanese Theatre Club? Noh.
The Peter Pan Club? Never. Never.
The Prayer Group? God willing!
The Pregnancy Club? It's conceiveable.
The Procrastinator's Club? Maybe next month...
The Quarterback Club? I'll pass.
The Rhett Butler Club? I don't give a damn.
The Self Esteem Builders? Oh, they wouldn't want me.
The Spanish Optometrists Club? Si. Si.
The Yoko Club? Oh no.

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