An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5 passengers left, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Bill Clinton said, "I am President of the United States, and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of nearly 300 million people, and a superpower, etc." So he took the first parachute, and jumped out of the plane.

The second passenger, said, "I'm Antoine Walker, one of the best NBA basketball players, and the Boston Celtics need me, so I can't afford to die." So he took the second parachute, and jumped the plane.

The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the President of the United States, and soon to be New York Senator, and I am the smartest woman in the world." So she took the third parachute and exited the plane.

The fourth passenger, an old man, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old Boy Scout, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left, so as a Christian gesture and a good deed, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The boy scout said, "It's OK. There's a parachute left for you because the world's smartest woman took my backpack."

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