12. Hey, beautiful. What’s a nice girl like you doing waiting in line without bathing for 10 days?
11. Your place or my Mom’s?
10. I... uh... ummm... I... uh... (slaps own forehead) Stupid! STOO-pid!
9. You're even prettier than my fantasy girlfriend.
8. I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts, baby.
7. Date, or date not-there is no let’s just friends be.
6. If you only knew the power of the Dork Side.
5. How’s about a long time of Joe, in a bedroom not far away?
4. Nice buns, princess! On your head, that is.
3. Honey, you’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places!
2. If I said you had a mint first-edition, still-in-the-box action figure, would you hold it against me?
1. I'm gonna be an evil warlord when I grow up. Want a Milk Dud?

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